Using my Lottery Winnings to get you a Unicorn

Whew! I have to tell you, I was getting a little worried about the economy. Chrysler is in bankruptcy, GM seems to be close behind and gas prices are edging up again. Thankfully my personal money problems have been solved. I opened my email today to see that not only have I won three lotteries in the United Kingdom, I have been awarded two grants from the United Nations that I didn't even apply for. How good news like this winds up in the spam folder is beyond me.




So anyway, now that I am the proud winner of tens of millions of Great Britain Pounds I will be using my fortune to open up a ranch that breeds unicorns. I understand there is a great demand for these animals at children's birthday parties. Don't you worry though, I won't forget where I came from. I'll do my part for the economy and put some people to work as unicorn wranglers.


Now, where can I get a decent exchange rate?