- You drove yourself and your friends into the neighborhood because you heard, "These houses have the good candy".
- People mistake your princess costume for a stripper outfit.
- You look like you might be able to take me in a wrestling match.
- You're too cool to actually wear a costume beyond a little Goth makeup.
- You think of trick or treating as something to do with your girlfriend/ boyfriend.
- You're too embarrassed to actually say "trick or treat".
- I paid you to mow my lawn this summer.
- You are discussing your homecoming date as you approach the door.
- You put out your cigarette before you hold out your bag for candy.
- You wonder if you are too old for trick or treating.
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